meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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