Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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