Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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