You're so nebulous sometimes
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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