So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Operation Purity has been aborted
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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