Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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