I just made out with a guy for $7.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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