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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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