Christians are straight up FREAKS
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
