Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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