it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Houston, we have a blender
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
