Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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