the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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