More tranny stories later!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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