In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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