if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The air was thick with penises
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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