Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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