She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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