Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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