Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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