nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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