It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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