thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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