I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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