he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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