u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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