: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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