My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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