apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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