You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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