I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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