I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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