Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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