Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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