we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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