She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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