i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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