would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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