Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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