using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
