There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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