Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Still dying that you shit outside
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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