If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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