pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to calm my uterus...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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