BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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