I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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