And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You made out with two different species that night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
