You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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