I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
accomplished twins. life is a go
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
