windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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