Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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