Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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