I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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