Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The air was thick with penises
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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