And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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